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You’d think that Bryan would have noticed he stuck his fist up a guy’s ass everytime somebody inputted down-forward and X on the controller. 

Commonly asked questions Q: Are you gay? A: No, but the right amount of $ could change my mind Q: What the deal with Bryan Fury, why does he mock you? A: Because Bryan lacks a working set of genitals Q: Your website is fucking idiotic, did you know that? A: Yes I know that, however I choose not to aknowledge it Q: What are your hobbies? A: Masturbating. Q: Any others? A: No Q: Do you have a girlfriend? A: Yes Q: Why hasn't she murdered you with a pickaxe yet? A: Because she loves me, and she lacks access to a pickaxe.

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Full Name: James Timothy Ferdinand

Birthday: August 19, 1981

State of Residence: Iowa

School Status: Currently skipping class at Scott Community College

Obviously the two most important things in my life are my family and my girlfriend.  It’s not because I love them or anything, it’s just because they happen to be my greatest source of laughter.
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